The lost belief that found in the dead sea scrolls of a lost religion that involves the story of God in his college days and includes for the first time the Introduction of the Great Tobar. Most christians deny this religion as under Christianity because it claims that Tobar inspired God to creat the earth and all its imhabitants and it also says the the drink vodka is in fact God's Tears. Most religions like Mormanism, Baptistism, Lutheranism, and Catholiscism and mulitipal other Christian religions do not accept Tobarism

Morman: Would you like to hear the story of Jesus Christ

Andrew: Na man i got my religion

Morman: And just what is that

Andrew: Tobarism

Morman: T-T-Tobar! ahhhhhhh (morman runs away)

Tobarism by El Equis June 10, 2009

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Tobarian

To coast through life living. Never pay any bills. Live on couch after couch. Only cash jobs. Smoke weed and drink every day. Kick it with a new perrita every weekend.

Just dropped out of school and decided to move into my sisters house to live a tobarian lifestyle for a few years.

Tobarian by Tucolaorale November 3, 2022

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Tobaria

Also known as T, men with this name are known to be extremely cool and suave, involved with floor government and will most likely be found as their Floor President. This dude is legit.

Dude, look it is Tobaria! Our awesome, sweet floor president! Frick yeah!

Tobaria by MattandSarah:) September 28, 2010

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tovarish

Russian for "comrade." Used derogatorily for people perceived to be sympathetic to Russia, its people, and/or especially its government.

-Why does the United States want to expand NATO?
-Tovarish, the surrounding countries want to be in NATO because they don't like Russia or you.

tovarish by Surge79uwf February 28, 2022

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