Time to get a watch

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A reply you would get if you asked someone what the time was.

Bob: Excuse me ma'am, what is the time?
Louise: TIME TO GET A WATCH! LOL
Bob: Hahaha. But seriously, what's the time?
Louise: TIME TO GET A WATCH! LOL
Bob: Would it really hurt if you bothered to tell me?
Louise: Would it really hurt if you bothered to get a watch?
Bob: YOU WANKER

Time to get a watch by gravedog February 2, 2010

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Time to get a watch

What you say when someone asks you what time it is, usually to annoy them.

Bill: Yo what time is it?
Me: Its Time to get a watch.
Bill:...What the hells a watch?
Me: I DONT KNOW! :(

Time to get a watch by LuckySandvich June 7, 2016

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Time to get ethnic

A phrase to describe an imminent act of wild, crazy, drunken, inappropriate behavior that can include getting naked, dancing on furniture, cursing, telling disturbing jokes, breaking stuff and/or yelling at strangers.

Benny: Oh Rick, I am sorry to hear you lost your favorite sweater vest today.

Rick: It totally blows Benny! I LOVED that sweater vest. I am so pissed and have been drinking for the past 4 hours. It is so time to get ethnic!

Time to get ethnic by MissSassyNicoleB August 27, 2012

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time to get ill

Foremost: response to "What's the time?"

Meaning: It's time to chill, party, get nice, ect.

What's the time?

It's time to get ill!

time to get ill by TheGoyWonder May 2, 2012

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time to get fucked

Someone says this when they know they are about to get naked and party hard. They Never know what is going to happen in the end. And it Doesn't even matter.

Shilah: Time for chloes
Sara: Time to get fucked.

Pocahontas: What if i got on the ship?
Bed intruder: You know it is your time to get fucked.

time to get fucked by AmberSoovani:) August 17, 2010

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Time To Get ~

Time to get squigly

Ms.Canadas - "What does this mean?"

Mauricio - "SQUIGLY"
Derek - " What the fuck?"
(later)
Derek - " Time To Get ~!"

Time To Get ~ by DMC, MVP October 15, 2009

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time to get on the ferry

A expression for the Northern Coast of Ohio, were tourists binge drink until it's time to get on the ferry to travel from the islands to the mainland and sober up.

Me: I've been day drinking all weekend.
Him: It's time to get on the ferry.

time to get on the ferry by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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