7 definitions by LuckySandvich

office hands

The guy who is always borrowing peoples' stuff, mostly office supplies

(Like staplers, paperclips, pens, etc.)

Bill: Hey man can I borrow a pen, I forgot mine, and I don't want my boss to fire me.
Barry: You and your office hands never show us mercy.
Bill: What?

by LuckySandvich August 10, 2016

definition

a statement of the exact meaning of a word, especially in a dictionary

Look at all the definitions of these words

by LuckySandvich August 20, 2018

God

Something that doesn’t exist

God doesn’t exist.

by LuckySandvich September 4, 2018

Time to get a watch

What you say when someone asks you what time it is, usually to annoy them.

Bill: Yo what time is it?
Me: Its Time to get a watch.
Bill:...What the hells a watch?
Me: I DONT KNOW! :(

by LuckySandvich June 7, 2016

iFinger

When your thumb shakes when holding an iPhone

Dack: Dude, what's wrong with your finger?
Jack: It's just my iFinger

by LuckySandvich August 10, 2016

Word

Microsoft Word (or simply Word) is a word processor developed by Microsoft. It was first released on October 25, 19834 under the name Multi-Tool Word for Xenix systems.567 Subsequent versions were later written for several other platforms including IBM PCs running DOS (1983), Apple Macintosh running the Classic Mac OS (1985), AT&T Unix PC (1985), Atari ST (1988), OS/2 (1989), Microsoft Windows (1989), SCO Unix (1994), and macOS (formerly OS X; 2001). Commercial versions of Word are licensed as a standalone product or as a component of Microsoft Office, Windows RT or the discontinued Microsoft Works suite. Microsoft Word Viewer and Office Online are freeware editions of Word with limited features.
In 1981, Microsoft hired Charles Simonyi, the primary developer of Bravo, the first GUI word processor, which was developed at Xerox PARC.8 Simonyi started work on a word processor called Multi-Tool Word and soon hired Richard Brodie, a former Xerox intern, who became the primary software engineer.8910

Word is a software were you write stuff and things

by LuckySandvich August 20, 2018

Hard Burger

It's when you overcook the burger, and it becomes well-well done.

Damien: Here is your burger bro
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.

by LuckySandvich August 11, 2016