Definitions by gravedog

Failure to plan is planning to fail! 

The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.

Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Failure to plan is planning to fail! by gravedog February 2, 2010

Time to get a watch 

A reply you would get if you asked someone what the time was.

Bob: Excuse me ma'am, what is the time?
Louise: TIME TO GET A WATCH! LOL
Bob: Hahaha. But seriously, what's the time?
Louise: TIME TO GET A WATCH! LOL
Bob: Would it really hurt if you bothered to tell me?
Louise: Would it really hurt if you bothered to get a watch?
Bob: YOU WANKER

Time to get a watch by gravedog February 2, 2010