THEscience

Political paid off science where the "scientist" says and does whatever the govt tells them , to further their agenda , under threat of being fired # cancelled etc .

Masks dont work anyway so i'm not wearing one .
tHaTs nOt wHaT THEscience says !

THEscience by Infadel_macgee March 16, 2022

sam the science man 

that kid that's hot and funny and smart, yeah that's sam.

person 1: remember Sam the science man?
person 2: yeah the hot one with all the chicks, he ditched me because I'm not popular
person 1: what a bitch

sam the science man by mansfield ma December 24, 2018

I'm with the Science Team! 

A Half-Life meme.
Used when scientists are watching porn.

Anime character: Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?
Scientist: No! I'm with the science team!

I'm with the Science Team! by f3ismyname September 14, 2020

Trust The Science 

A mantra of the 21st century, ominously similar to that of extremist religious inquisitions that would burn a 'witch 'at the stake for not conforming to a curated version of reality. It is a phrase repeated almost robotically by those who worship characters who wear religious garments -- I mean white lab coats.

'Trust the science' is obviously an inherently flawed idiom of people who do not understand the ideas they want others to conform to, as demonstrable reality, aka real Science does not require faith. Ergo, if someone tells you to trust the science -- run for the hills.

Normie: Will you just trust the science? Don't you know scientists have done science things?
Chad: How does one trust in science...

Trust The Science by The Narrow Path December 21, 2021

Trust The Science 

Don't ask questions

The doctor gave him something and he got sick now they wanna give me and when I ask about it all the say is Trust The Science

Trust The Science by Christopher Peters (N.B.A) December 31, 2021

Bill Nye the Science Guy 

A show on PBS that tries to make science fun. The titular science guy is a big fan of chemistry, biology, physics, geology, and pretty much all science barring social science. A show that you don't appreciate the value of until you get to watch it in school.

Without doubt, Bill Nye the Science Guy is the most fun part about science class. There's nothing like taking a break from writing down notes and just sitting back and watching Bill Nye. Even if you don't find it entertaining, hey, it's a movie.

Bill Nye the Science Guy by Syckls October 12, 2005

cristine the science queen 

A Simply Nailogical character. The mother of all holosexuals and the creator of all good. She killed Bill Nye.

Cristine the Science queen is mom.

cristine the science queen by Simplycristineismymomlogical April 18, 2018