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The Simp 

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A guy that puts himself in a submissive position to get/keep a girl.They put too much value into a female.
E.g-Koen the simp lord
The Simp by @Doahminik.mp4 February 25, 2020
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The simp 

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The word simp came from the name Connor SIMPson Gilbert He was the biggest “simp” he would leave to boys to go on FaceTime with chicks and he would stop playing video games with the boys
Guy:have you herd from gibby today

Girl: ya we have been on call all morning

Guy:what a simp we were supposed to play COD

the Simp is a guy who leaves the boys for a girl
The simp by PursudRumbl9 April 18, 2020
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The Simp and the Blimp

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The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit
The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp
The Simp and the Blimp by tirtle June 15, 2018
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The Simp Sons 

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Its a finndom (Caleb Finn fandom) groupchat on Instagram
"I got added to the simp sons gc!"
The Simp Sons by Bee asf June 14, 2020
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the.simp.master 

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My favourite mutual. She's so iconic. She literally loves everyone. Best person for advice too.
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The Simp Debate 

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When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.
Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!
The Simp Debate by gibblie May 30, 2023
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leafers 

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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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Respectfully 

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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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