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top of the plant 

a term used to refer to exotic weed that is better than swag or midds which is categorized as coming from the middle and lower sections of the plant: a ranking system of quality and potency.
"hey man you want to smoke up, this bud right here comes from the top of the plant"
top of the plant by BennieK June 14, 2010

Ignore the plant 

What you say when you're about to fuck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.
Girl: are we gonna fuck.
Girl 2: yes, now shhhh, ignore the plant.
Ignore the plant by suchabigdildo August 18, 2012

FRED the plant

FRED is Moriah Elizabeth plant squishy and she also owns Fred in real life
Fred the plant is funny and green

sling the plant

Joe advised his clients not to sling the plant.
sling the plant by Brownshoesmonty August 23, 2022

Peggy The Plant 

Peggy The Plant by Penis fuck May 12, 2003

Watering the plant 

This is a phrase which is specially used to seduce someone from the perspective of sex

For example :-
"She was watering the plant a lot but I didn't respond to control my amorous feeling" peter said
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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