ThePhelper's definitions

Zorch

The sound it makes when you drop a match into a barrel with a small amount of gas at the bottom. Also, to be mentally or physically wrecked; Zorched.

Zorched is a definition made by Jake Phelps. Rip bro, we love you.

by ThePhelper May 7, 2019

Sammie

a sandwich.

I wish that Jake Phelps was back. I would make him a Sammie in a heartbeat.

by ThePhelper May 7, 2019

Muscle

To handle or take care of something. "Muscle that Sammie right quick.

Jake Phelps could muscle any trick in the book. Dude didn't give a fuck about anything other than skating.

by ThePhelper May 7, 2019

Florf

To miss something or blow it.

The skate game is going to Florf for a while without Jake.

by ThePhelper May 7, 2019

Yappin'

talking, especially in a boastful way.

These little fuckers need to stop all the yappin' bout Jake Phelps not being the greatest.

by ThePhelper May 7, 2019

Sandbag

A trick done improperly or lazily, especially a slide not held level.

Maybe if you stopped being such an asshole you wouldn't sandbag all your fuckin' tricks.

by ThePhelper May 8, 2019

Showtime

The moment of truth when you go for a trick. Pretty much if you fuck up you die. So don't fuck up.

Damn, Jake just hit a showtime.

by ThePhelper May 8, 2019