The Llama
When a girl goes down on a guy, takes his semen in her mouth and then comes up to him and spits it in his face. Much like a llama spits at people in anger.
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The Llama Song
A funny, odd, random song that gets on your nerves after a while, but most songs do. I mean, *put favorite song here* would get on your nerves after you listened to it 50 times without stopping and in a rather high pitched voice.
The Llama Song by musicfan62 March 17, 2009
French the Llama
French the llama is and expression a kin to 'oh my gosh!', 'blimey!' or 'cripes!' if you are Boris Johnson. It was popularised by John Green of the vlogbrothers and is used by followers of him or his channel.
French the llama! pirates of the carribean 3 was incredibly long winded and confusing...
or
French the llama, those tic tac were just the thing to rid me of my onion breath.
or
French the llama, those tic tac were just the thing to rid me of my onion breath.
French the Llama by Philly Ree December 28, 2009
Ride the llama
Ride the llama by Marrilion October 9, 2023
Mike the Llama
Mike the Llama by Darxide December 30, 2004
France the llama
France the Llama is a catchphrase invented by John Green, award winning author and a part of youtube's 'vlogbrothers'. It is a sentance to express disbelief, shock or amusement.
France the llama by dftbaFreund January 12, 2011
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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