A funny, odd, random song that gets on your nerves after a while, but most songs do. I mean, *put favorite song here* would get on your nerves after you listened to it 50 times without stopping and in a rather high pitched voice.
by musicfan62 March 17, 2009
the Lyrics of the Llama Song:
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little Llama
Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, llama llama duck
Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato llama, llama llama, mushroom llama, llama llama duck
I was once a treehouse, i lived in a cake,
though i never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake,
i was only three years dead, but it told a tale
and now listen, little child, to the safety rail
Have you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama, on a llama
llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck
half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama
llama in a car, alarm a llama llama duck
is it how it's told now? is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice? doorknob, ankle, cold
now my song is getting thin, i've run out of luck!
time for me to retire now, and become a duck
<repeats for another uncountable number of times>
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little Llama
Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, llama llama duck
Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato llama, llama llama, mushroom llama, llama llama duck
I was once a treehouse, i lived in a cake,
though i never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake,
i was only three years dead, but it told a tale
and now listen, little child, to the safety rail
Have you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama, on a llama
llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck
half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama
llama in a car, alarm a llama llama duck
is it how it's told now? is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice? doorknob, ankle, cold
now my song is getting thin, i've run out of luck!
time for me to retire now, and become a duck
<repeats for another uncountable number of times>
by wrskft August 21, 2007
Verse 1 of the Llama Song:
Here's a llama, there's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama, llama, duck
Here's a llama, there's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama, llama, duck
by BlinkinCard41 March 29, 2006
A fantastically random campfire song. There's no tune, you just say the words in their natural rhythm. (actions in brackets)
(make a llama head with your hand by touching the tip of your thumb to the tip of your ring and middle fingers, pointer and baby fingers straight up)
happy llama (regular llama, see above)
sad llama (droop "ear" fingers)
totally rad llama (make a llama with both hands, shake them a little in rhythm, like you're cool...?)
super llama (2 llamas go from your hips, swooping upwards)
drama llama (llama hands kissing)
big fat mama llama (put hands beside each other and put inside fingers down to make one giant llama head)
baby llama (2 llamas kissing your cheeks)
crazy llama (circular motions with both llamas each side of your head)
don't forget barack ollama (same action as super llama)
what about the dali llama? (make llamas into "meditation" fingers)
fish, fish (put both hands out in front, palms down)
more (roll hands over eachother)
fish (hand out in front again)
turtle (make the awkward turtle)
UH (bring turtle towards your chest)
unicorn (bring both hands up to your forehead)
peacock (fan arms out to either side, kinda like a peacock tail)
The last lines should be said as fast as possible:
turtleUHunicornpeacock!
(make a llama head with your hand by touching the tip of your thumb to the tip of your ring and middle fingers, pointer and baby fingers straight up)
happy llama (regular llama, see above)
sad llama (droop "ear" fingers)
totally rad llama (make a llama with both hands, shake them a little in rhythm, like you're cool...?)
super llama (2 llamas go from your hips, swooping upwards)
drama llama (llama hands kissing)
big fat mama llama (put hands beside each other and put inside fingers down to make one giant llama head)
baby llama (2 llamas kissing your cheeks)
crazy llama (circular motions with both llamas each side of your head)
don't forget barack ollama (same action as super llama)
what about the dali llama? (make llamas into "meditation" fingers)
fish, fish (put both hands out in front, palms down)
more (roll hands over eachother)
fish (hand out in front again)
turtle (make the awkward turtle)
UH (bring turtle towards your chest)
unicorn (bring both hands up to your forehead)
peacock (fan arms out to either side, kinda like a peacock tail)
The last lines should be said as fast as possible:
turtleUHunicornpeacock!
Let's sing the llama song" "YES" "Happy llama, sad llama, totally rad llama. Super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama. Baby llama, crazy llama, don't forget barack ollama! What about the dali llama? Fish, fish, mooore fish. TURTLE(UH)UNICORNPEACOCK!
by esteeach July 28, 2011
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.
Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.
x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.
Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.
x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
llama song by twainz
by llama goddess October 23, 2015
Also known as the "llama llama duck" song. Very weird, but somehow hilarious and really memorable. Just one of those random little songs you HAVE to hear.
Me: Look! The llama song!
Annoying kid: Uh that's like so sad...(five minutes later) Here's a llama, there's a llama... la la la (skips happily away)
Kid with braces: TEH LLAMAS ARE COMING!!!! (this happens if you listen to it too much)
Annoying kid: Uh that's like so sad...(five minutes later) Here's a llama, there's a llama... la la la (skips happily away)
Kid with braces: TEH LLAMAS ARE COMING!!!! (this happens if you listen to it too much)
by blue_sadie December 10, 2006
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.
Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.
x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond written by twaimzzz
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.
Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.
x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond written by twaimzzz
Person 1: omg that animal looks like a llama
Person 2: OMG THE LLAMA REMINDS ME OF THE LLAMA SONG
Person 1:whats the song
Person 2: ill sing it for you
Person 2: Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.
Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.
x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Person 2: OMG THE LLAMA REMINDS ME OF THE LLAMA SONG
Person 1:whats the song
Person 2: ill sing it for you
Person 2: Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.
Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.
x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
by MayaTheLlama January 26, 2017