Better than a human could ever be. Here's why-
1) Look into a cat's face. You should be able to tell that they know something you don't.
2) They get to sleep 18 hours a day and play for the entire other 6.
3) Who is cleaning up who's litter box here?
4) They are able to move faster than you can, can land on their feet, and can move through tighter spaces than you can.
5) Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.
1) Look into a cat's face. You should be able to tell that they know something you don't.
2) They get to sleep 18 hours a day and play for the entire other 6.
3) Who is cleaning up who's litter box here?
4) They are able to move faster than you can, can land on their feet, and can move through tighter spaces than you can.
5) Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.
by musicfan62 March 17, 2009
The root of all evil. Seriously. It's over sized, sells stuff at low prices because its crap, and pretends to be all patriotic and American when 99.9% of the stuff they sell comes from China.
by musicfan62 March 22, 2009
A hippie is someone who promotes peace, love, and understanding. A hippie is not necessarily someone who uses drugs. In fact, quite a few hippies I know, myself included, have started a campaign against drugs.
A hippie is also someone who recognizes the problems we have and protests to change them. Instead of labeling these people as evil and wanting to force the population to do what they say, we should open our eyes and see that we are not perfect.
A hippie is also someone who recognizes the problems we have and protests to change them. Instead of labeling these people as evil and wanting to force the population to do what they say, we should open our eyes and see that we are not perfect.
Person 1- Hippie! Your house probably smells like drugs.
Person 2- I don't use drugs. Thats not what hippies are all about.
Power to the people!
Person 2- I don't use drugs. Thats not what hippies are all about.
Power to the people!
by musicfan62 March 17, 2009
I'm Scottish, so I can tell you that I hate haggis, I don't roll my "r"'s, I don't wear a bloody kilt, and I am not constantly drunk. I'm never drunk. And that "telephone pole toss" is called a "caber toss". Savy?
We're not all drunkards who wear kilts and fight senselessly. Just because we the Scottish the only nation to give the Romans a fight...
by musicfan62 March 22, 2009
A funny, odd, random song that gets on your nerves after a while, but most songs do. I mean, *put favorite song here* would get on your nerves after you listened to it 50 times without stopping and in a rather high pitched voice.
by musicfan62 March 17, 2009
A very real problem. All you idiots out there who won't open your eyes and look past your own closed minded existence, all I can say is that when we've pumped so much CO2 into the atmosphere that you roof caves in, and the flood waters lift your house off the foundations, maybe you'll believe us. Here are seven reasons to believe it's real-
1) Scientific data. You say we're just experiencing the opposite of the ice age, its a natural cycle, scientists have looked at samples from Global Warming periods from the past, and the present is like that, only about 10 times worse.
2) George W. Bush also told us that Iraq had WoMD. we haven't found those yet, have we?
3) We still have ice samples from the last period of Global Warming. People in the future looking back won't have any from now, because the ice is melting to fast.
4) The oceans are rising at a rate we've never seen before, even in the fossil record.
5) Some scientists admitted to having tampered with data showing evidence that Global Warming exists and is a real problem.
6) Give me a better reason why the seasonal temperature changes have been more extreme than any other the earth has faced.
7) The Antarctic Shetland Islands have green grass growing on them, something we can tell from the fossil records hasn't happened since Antarctica settled in its present location.
1) Scientific data. You say we're just experiencing the opposite of the ice age, its a natural cycle, scientists have looked at samples from Global Warming periods from the past, and the present is like that, only about 10 times worse.
2) George W. Bush also told us that Iraq had WoMD. we haven't found those yet, have we?
3) We still have ice samples from the last period of Global Warming. People in the future looking back won't have any from now, because the ice is melting to fast.
4) The oceans are rising at a rate we've never seen before, even in the fossil record.
5) Some scientists admitted to having tampered with data showing evidence that Global Warming exists and is a real problem.
6) Give me a better reason why the seasonal temperature changes have been more extreme than any other the earth has faced.
7) The Antarctic Shetland Islands have green grass growing on them, something we can tell from the fossil records hasn't happened since Antarctica settled in its present location.
George W. Bush- Stupid hippies, global warming doesn't exist!
Person- So why then is the globe warming at a dangerous rate?
Person- So why then is the globe warming at a dangerous rate?
by musicfan62 March 17, 2009
1) Something people say when trying to be random when they aren't.
2) A really good food which shouldn't be good at all but is. Hey, it's rotten milk! Dairy gone bad shouldn't be that good...
2) A really good food which shouldn't be good at all but is. Hey, it's rotten milk! Dairy gone bad shouldn't be that good...
1) Don't say cheese because you can't be original. Just don't
2) Hey, want to go eat some rotten milk? Yes, you idiot, I mean cheese! Just because it's 4 years old doesn't mean it tastes bad!
2) Hey, want to go eat some rotten milk? Yes, you idiot, I mean cheese! Just because it's 4 years old doesn't mean it tastes bad!
by musicfan62 March 17, 2009