THE BONDS 

A rapid pelvic thrusting motion that causes immense multiple orgasms.

Example:
After giving her THE BONDS, she couldn't take it any longer and started hyperventilating.

THE BONDS by GFB July 12, 2006

The Barry Bonds 

when you think of barry bonds, you think of a monster homerun. well the barry bonds is now when you input two baseball bats into the vagina and the butthole.

While Ricky was sexorizing this female, she asked for the Barry Bonds. Ricky thought about it for a while and insert 4 Louisville Sluggers into her.

The Barry Bonds by Ron(Mr. Delicious) August 9, 2007

the bends

N. Decompression sickness, caused when a diver moves from a high-pressure environment to one of low pressure too rapidly, causing bubbles to form in their bloodstream as gases in pressurized, liquid form quickly revert to their natural state. Symptoms include: blotchy rashes, coughing spasms, dizziness, unconsciousness, and a bizarre inability to bend joints (hence, the phrase the bends).

Hours after the inexperienced diver rocketed from 200 feet to the surface of the ocean, he felt ill and discovered he was suffering from the bends.

the bends by Lo September 1, 2004

Battle of the Bands 

A contest in which several contesting bands (generally rock) will perform in a time of roughly 10 or 15 minutes each. They are judged to decide a winner at the end.

"Yeah man! My group's competing in the battle of the bands!!!"

Battle of the Bands by shay42 May 7, 2005

The Bond STD

The Bond STD commonly known as TBS, is an extremely lethal STD that is obtained from sexual contact from James Bond. Women seen having intercourse with him are 80% likely to be killed before the film ends.

Bond: Well that was fun.
Woman:I hope I didn't get The Bond STD
2 hours later...
Bond: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!!

The Bond STD by Hawx918 December 9, 2008

battle of the bands 

Unless the winner of each heat is judged on points, it is really a competition of how many friends each band brings on the night. It doesn't matter if your band is any good or not, it all depends on how many votes you get at the end of the night. Which, of course, depends on how many friends you bring to the gig.

Band #1: We have 100 friends and they are all coming to the battle of the bands gig.
Band #2: Well we have 102 friends, so we will win!

battle of the bands by sbridgwater April 15, 2006

the bends

i just want to say that #3 on the definition list is wrong.
Radiohead did not use 'the bends' as a metaphor for drugs - it was (quite an obvious, i thought) metaphor for their fast rise to the top and how it drove them crazy that everyone suddenly loved them for this one song and their frustration i guess at fake people who just wanted to be with them for their fame.

This is also implied in the EP My Iron Lung (Iron Lung being a metaphor for the song "Creep" incase you didn't catch that).

Where do we go from here?
The words are coming out all weird
Where are you now when I need you?

And who are my real friends?
Have they all got the bends?

the bends by souvie hut February 12, 2009