The Bond STD commonly known as TBS, is an extremely lethal STD that is obtained from sexual contact from James Bond. Women seen having intercourse with him are 80% likely to be killed before the film ends.
Bond: Well that was fun.
Woman:I hope I didn't get The Bond STD
2 hours later...
Bond: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!!
Woman:I hope I didn't get The Bond STD
2 hours later...
Bond: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!!
by Hawx918 December 8, 2008