THE BELKIN

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An intimate physical position invented by Nicolas Belkin in 2020. The woman’s legs are held at exactly 90° in missionary and the feet are placed over the man’s shoulders. Intense eye contact is made while the man is edging and looks maxing at the same time.

We did THE BELKIN for 45 minutes before i couldn’t edge any longer and exploded everywhere.

THE BELKIN by Belkin stud fan December 11, 2023

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the belkin method

Popularized by Nicolas Belkin, the belkin method consists of a specialized, repeatable technique used for consistent sexual conquests. Its uses seductive and psychological techniques to consistently secure one night stands with hyper-attractive females.

She was playing hard to get, but when he used the belkin method, she didn’t stand a chance.

the belkin method by Nicolas Belkin May 8, 2024

Jerkin the Berkin

v- the act of masturbating

I was Jerkin the Berkin when my mom walked in.

Jerkin the Berkin by The Pat Masta Flex April 6, 2009

The Belvin Effect

When you are telling a joke and someone turns it into a lesson.

Person A: I love pugs.
Person B: Actually, pugs are bred by humans, causing their brains are bigger than their brain cavity.
Person A: You always ruin it with the belvin effect.

The Belvin Effect by Ginger bot March 8, 2017

The Beakings

The Beatles meet The Vikings
60's Pop rock music mixed with special sound effects and lyrics that are not understandable. Band members include Kindof Palking Ivonna Issue Static Bob Weaddababeeitsabob and Yiou.

Because of their experiments, The Beakings have a very distinguished band sound.

The Beakings by Hershey July 26, 2004

The Dick Belding

One performs a series of generally vile sex acts until their partner is forced to finally turn around and say, "Hey hey hey, what is going on here?" Named after the 'Saved by the Bell' character, Principal Richard Belding and his subsequent catch phraise.

"Yeah my relationship was going pretty good until I gave my girlfriend the Dick Belding last night."

The Dick Belding by m1tchapal00za November 7, 2006

belting the hog

Masturbating. Usually describes the male action because of the implied aggression and virility in the phrase.

Don't come over for another half hour or so, Ellie Mae. I'm gonna be busy belting the hog.

belting the hog by Elton Ryder April 15, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026