TFRMS 

Thanks For Reading My Shit.
Usually used at the end of a letter or long forum post. The content of the letter is quite meaningless and the writer knows that.

You wanna know what happened to me today?
Well, here's the thing.
John said...
... (nothing important for more than 20 sentences)
... and I ran away crying.
TFRMS! ;)

TFRMS by Procrat January 19, 2009

Layman's Terms 

Explaining difficult stuff in an easy to understand manner

For example instead of:
"The geological force, resulted in extreme vibration of the terra surface."

Say it in Layman's Terms:
"There was an earthquake."

Layman's Terms by GaryTheGoose April 4, 2020

terms and conditions 

That long ass wall of text no one bothered reading, yet everyone agrees.

I hereby blah blah blah.... Any reproduction blah blah blah.... Just let me install my fucking Dark Soul terms and conditions.

terms and conditions by oldemberg May 24, 2014

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congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????

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You've already typed out urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog, define.php?term=, Type any word..., and Top Definition, but you're still so bored i want to die, so you have to search what's on the right side of the dictionary.

Raven: dude stop saying you're bored. Get up and do somethin'.

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Christmas card terms 

When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.

Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.

Christmas card terms by RichUncleSkeleton June 17, 2009

On first name terms with Mr Tumnus 

adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.

"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".

On first name terms with Mr Tumnus by SpunkyMcGiblets June 20, 2014