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Tasmanian Tfibb

When you are fingering a girl's ass with nitrile gloves and you hit the spot that makes her shit. The shit covers the hand and after a few hours it hardens, then you smack it on a hard surface to make the shit crumble. You then take the fecal crumbles and arrange them into a mosaic of the hit Geometry Dash level Psychotomimetic.
When Njacked was fingering Cookie, she shit all over his glove and he made a Tasmanian Tfibb.
Tasmanian Tfibb by InoInoInoIno March 18, 2026
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Tibb's Eve 

The eve of Christmas Eve in Newfoundland, a day for mummering, drinking your face off and generally making an ass of yourself with your friends before the family partying begins and santa comes to town.
let's open some whiskey and t'row out da cap, its Tibb's Eve b'y!!
Tibb's Eve by alphanitic December 24, 2013

Joey Tribbiani

Joey (short for Joseph) Tribbiani is a fictional character on the show Friends. He is not very smart but he is surely a loyal and loving friend. He seems like a perverted womanizer but he is well-intentioned. Joey has a childish side and gets grumpy often but it just adds to his cuteness. Both his eyes and smile are so wide and just a look at him will definitely make you smile . Joey is not that tall but he has strong masculine features which makes him highly attractive and good with the ladies.

Joey has a catchphrase that he uses while smirking to grap women's attention : "how you doin?". His very deep voice adds even more sexiness to the catchphrase.
Example 1:

Friend : "Joey Tribbiani is on T.V."

Me : "OH LORD look at that cute smile , it just melts my heart."

Example 2:

Me: *just in the kitchen making coffee*
Me: *remembers Joey*
Also me: *smiles* HE'S JUST TOO ADORABLE
Joey Tribbiani by Arwalovestøp November 7, 2019
If you for some reason don’t want to say tiddies you just say tibbies. It’s that simple
1: He has man tibbies
2:eh?
1:*holds breast*
2: you mean tiddies
Tibbies by Soapy~Senpai January 28, 2020

Joey Tribbiani

The greatest character in television history popularized on the classic television show Friends.

1)n. a senseless act of stupidity
2)n. making an absurd sexual advance
3)adj. an expression of great confusion
1,2. He just pulled a Joey Tribbiani.
3. The look on his face was that of Joey Tribbiani.
Joey Tribbiani by Bam May 22, 2004

tibbedee-dunk 

Phunk. Afro-caribbean reggae/hip-hop
influenced syncopated musics.

Usually performed by the proverbial
"nigga wit a muddaphukkin' record
player"

Owtee.
AAAAAAAaagghhhh....dis tibbedee-dunk
iss fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-fffrrrrreeeeeSSSHHH!
tibbedee-dunk by the_jabbard January 23, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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