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Tibbetts 

The act of being the slowest eater known to man.
That guy is talking way too loud and hasn't eating anything in the hour we've been out to lunch. What a tibbetts.
Tibbetts by cellerystick January 13, 2009

Tibbetts 

A butt pirate that loves the taste of semen and always chooses to be the pivot man at any and all circle jerks and bukkake parties.
I was covered in so much cum last night that I felt like a Tibbetts
Tibbetts by Bucky Bear April 2, 2022

tibbetts 

The act of bribery, buying alcohol for, leering, or chatting up in order to get a little girl or boy to sit on one's lap.
Vigo: Hey there sweetie. You wanna sucker?
12 yo Betty: Are you trying to Tibbetts me?
tibbetts by 4AGoodTime March 4, 2014

Paul Tibbets 

The man with the worlds Kill to Death rateing for dropping the atomic bomb on Heroshima

Kills: 140,000
Deaths: 0

Rank: Brigadier General

Awards:
Distinguished Service Cross
Legion of Merit
Distinguished Flying Cross (2)
Purple Heart
Air Medal (4)

Weapon of Choice: A Atomic Bomb!

Vehical of Choice: Boeing B-29 Superfortress bomber
Dam Paul Tibbets has a high KD rateing!
Paul Tibbets by Cloudfly April 12, 2011
Any form of accouterments.
"Get your tibbets together."

"Did the couch eat your tibbets again?"
tibbets by Delta Beta Sigma May 16, 2008

cees tibbertsma 

A guy who is awesome sauce, good to others, giving, will give you the shirt off his back.
Friend- Hey you know that guy, is he good people?
You- Yeah, he's a total "Cees Tibbertsma!"
cees tibbertsma by Cheese McMuffin September 26, 2013
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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