TECHNOPEST

Poor quality DJ who likes Ibiza Club classics and Ministry of sound albums

Natural Habitat: mediterraen and agean beach resorts

I was lying on the beach enjoying the silence and tranquility before the technopest started up with a robbie williams remix.

by Sherief Khorshid August 7, 2007

technolust

The constant desire to have the newest, flashiest, fastest, shiniest gadget available, even if the one you just bought is only two months old and still works great.

Your iPhone makes me horny with unconrollable technolust.

by Tailspin October 18, 2003

technoperve

Like technosexual, however, a person actually gets sexually aroused over gadgets.

Adrian: I have just got a N95 and now i am hard!
Sam: You are a technoperve

by Sammybaby April 11, 2007

Technostism

1. Economic theory advocating for the total automation of labor, as well as collective of the means of production and information technology.
2. Any instance of automation coupled with common ownership of the means of production and automated methods of labor.
3. Bottom up socialism.
4. Socialist Technophilia.

The factory runs under the careful eye of the proletarians, but only droids know any labor, for this is a technostic order.

Working is so last century; transhumans use robots via technostism.

Socialism takes the top and brings it down. Technostism takes the bottom and brings it up. How? Robots, motherfucker.

by Mr. Doomburg February 24, 2015

Technodexterous

Technodexterous is the skillful ability to use programs on different operating systems equally well. For example, while some companies allow their employees to select a computer of their preference (Windows or Mac), they require IT support personnel to be technodexterous—knowledgeable about both.

My buddy really saved me! The dude is technodexterous. Even though he swears by Mac, he was able to figure out how to setup my network connections on my Dell.

by B-Dubbaya August 12, 2011

technopath

a person with the ability to fix computers and related devices without touching them.

I called Roberta to fix my computer. The computer was completely frozen and nothing I did worked to fix it. She walked into my room, and as she came within a foot of the computer, it miraculously started working perfectly again. She is an amazing technopath, and I have seen these technopathic skills displayed by her over and over again.

by Roberta Levin November 21, 2007

technostalker

someone who uses technology to stalk people.....i.e. stealing passwords to read email, lurking

Even though they had broken up, the technostalker still spied on her, by reading her email...and she was clueless.

by Meadow Soprano September 25, 2005