Vulgar term for the anus, rectum and bowels. Named after the main character's transportation machine in the popular UK Sci-Fi programme "Dr.Who". The 'tardis' held a lot more than it looked from the outside.

The customs officer got ready for another trip into the dung tardis.

dung tardis by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

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don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.

Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!

don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020

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Dirty Taris

When you sexy girlfriend gets super turned on and wants you to rub her pussy from outside her pants while your kissing her neck and pulling her hair..then put her in your favourite position pushing every inch as deep as you can until you cum

Bro I had an awesome night last night .. she was so down and let me do a dirty tarish

Dirty Taris by Well I guess 1234 January 31, 2021

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Laurent Duvernay-Tardif

The first active NFL player to become a medical doctor; and was the first player to opt out of the 2020 NFL season due to concerns over the COVID-19 pandemic. After graduating college, he petitioned the NFL to add M.D. on the back of his jersey. The league rejected, but this prompted a lot of criticism by fans and news writers.

Laurent Duvernay-Tardif chose to help his community during the Covid-19 pandemic, rather than play football during the 2020 and 2021 NFL seasons.

Laurent Duvernay-Tardif by Vanguard 1998 February 7, 2021

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