Vulgar term for the anus, rectum and bowels. Named after the main character's transportation machine in the popular UK Sci-Fi programme "Dr.Who". The 'tardis' held a lot more than it looked from the outside.
The customs officer got ready for another trip into the dung tardis.
When you sexy girlfriend gets super turned on and wants you to rub her pussy from outside her pants while your kissing her neck and pulling her hair..then put her in your favourite position pushing every inch as deep as you can until you cum
Bro I had an awesome night last night .. she was so down and let me do a dirty tarish
The first active NFL player to become a medical doctor; and was the first player to opt out of the 2020 NFL season due to concerns over the COVID-19 pandemic. After graduating college, he petitioned the NFL to add M.D. on the back of his jersey. The league rejected, but this prompted a lot of criticism by fans and news writers.
Laurent Duvernay-Tardif chose to help his community during the Covid-19 pandemic, rather than play football during the 2020 and 2021 NFL seasons.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.