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noun: tends destroy your belongings and/or come on your friends.. ; also tends to create words that make little to no sense
aww mann, the tarvis came on my friend again.
tarvis by dirkensmith johnson June 16, 2011
Words you can keep
n. One or more skanks in a group of bitches cockblocking your slut banging efforts.
s.) "Dude, you're never going to land your load on that slut's face tonight if you don't get that fat tarvis out of your way."

p.) The tarvis swarmed about her, a viscous horde silent in its vigilant watch. In its natural state the tarvis is a mere detestation, but once disturbed it rapidly blooms into an abomination that shits all over the party.

origin: "Cock-Blocking Tarvis!"
- Spray painted on a Boston area construction site.
Tarvis by Serup Kremlin September 26, 2005
The most coolest gangsterish thuggish hard-core loving caring Pimpin successful God from East Atlanta that you could possibly never meet this God is very stingy doesn’t like his time to be wasted and well set it off in this motherfucker
You seen Tarvis cold Blooded
Tarvis by Micheál Jordàn November 22, 2021
Usually the coolest funniest most chill mf in the room. A great listener, incredibly strong and independent very hot and cold person basically has a 3rd leg and loads of stamina. Usually a fat guy with a small abundance of wealth and loves chicken any kinda way. Crazy asf tho
Dat boy Tarvis is a fucking legend.
Tarvis by Micheál Jordàn November 23, 2021

Tarvis'd 

-Verb, past tense

to be un-friended abruptly on Facebook, twitter, and/or real life based solely on quick, emotional judgment.
Can you believe I just got Tarvis'd because I called Aaron fat again.
Tarvis'd by The Berdman November 9, 2013

Tarvis'd 

To be owned by someone named Tarvis.
You were just TARVIS'D
Tarvis'd by Andy Winston October 22, 2004

travis phelps 

A bruised queer boi. V under appreciated, abused by his father, and overall needs some love.
Travis Phelps is the best Sally Face character.
travis phelps by Viva La Pluto February 11, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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