tarvis

noun: tends destroy your belongings and/or come on your friends.. ; also tends to create words that make little to no sense

aww mann, the tarvis came on my friend again.

by dirkensmith johnson June 16, 2011

Tarvis

n. One or more skanks in a group of bitches cockblocking your slut banging efforts.

s.) "Dude, you're never going to land your load on that slut's face tonight if you don't get that fat tarvis out of your way."

p.) The tarvis swarmed about her, a viscous horde silent in its vigilant watch. In its natural state the tarvis is a mere detestation, but once disturbed it rapidly blooms into an abomination that shits all over the party.

origin: "Cock-Blocking Tarvis!"
- Spray painted on a Boston area construction site.

by Serup Kremlin September 26, 2005

Tarvis

The most coolest gangsterish thuggish hard-core loving caring Pimpin successful God from East Atlanta that you could possibly never meet this God is very stingy doesn’t like his time to be wasted and well set it off in this motherfucker

You seen Tarvis cold Blooded

by Micheál Jordàn November 22, 2021

Tarvis

Usually the coolest funniest most chill mf in the room. A great listener, incredibly strong and independent very hot and cold person basically has a 3rd leg and loads of stamina. Usually a fat guy with a small abundance of wealth and loves chicken any kinda way. Crazy asf tho

Dat boy Tarvis is a fucking legend.

by Micheál Jordàn November 23, 2021

Tarvis'd

-Verb, past tense

to be un-friended abruptly on Facebook, twitter, and/or real life based solely on quick, emotional judgment.

Can you believe I just got Tarvis'd because I called Aaron fat again.

by The Berdman November 9, 2013

Tarvis'd

To be owned by someone named Tarvis.

You were just TARVIS'D

by Andy Winston October 22, 2004

travis phelps

A bruised queer boi. V under appreciated, abused by his father, and overall needs some love.

Travis Phelps is the best Sally Face character.

by Viva La Pluto February 11, 2019