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Talc
1.) Shitty Norweigan wood that is the cause of existence. It IS the holy grail. It is used for many products ranging from things like Monster Energy Drinks, Gunblades, Asians, and babies.
2.) A boner
2.) A boner
1). King Arthur was on a quest to find Talc.
2). DUDE! YOU RUBBED YOUR TALC ON MY SISTER! THAT'S NOT COOL!
2). DUDE! YOU RUBBED YOUR TALC ON MY SISTER! THAT'S NOT COOL!
Talc by TOXIC TRACE August 15, 2009
Related Words
talcia • talcum • TALC • Talcom-x • Talcott • Talc clapping • Talc-down • Talc Miner • talc up • talce
Talc clapping
The action of a old man masturbating yet when he ejaculates he is so old it comes out as dust rather than fluid.
Talc clapping by Nata Sol November 9, 2017
Talc-down
When someone, usually a heavy set individual, douses themselves in talcum/baby powder to prevent excessive moisture and/or odor and/or chafing, resulting in them emanating a powdery scent.
Talc-down by Suck It Wilde September 2, 2009
Talc Miner
A (usually black) man who only dates or has sex with white women.
Sometimes seen or heard bragging about his penis or the women he's had sex with.
Sometimes seen or heard bragging about his penis or the women he's had sex with.
Talc Miner by robfrommarketing January 11, 2022
Knacker Talc
Talcum powder that is used liberally around the balls / groinal area to avoid the dreaded sack rash. Can also be used whilst doing a handstand as hoop powder to create mini anal atomic mushroom clouds, as in Mr. Methane!
After an extreme shagfest, Chris said 'Pass me the knacker talc, me clems are on fire!'
In the case of hoop powder, 'Pour it down me crevis and stand clear - I'm about to let one off after eating that ninja curry last night!'
In the case of hoop powder, 'Pour it down me crevis and stand clear - I'm about to let one off after eating that ninja curry last night!'
Knacker Talc by Helmet Licker September 9, 2006
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