8 definitions by Suck It Wilde

Moneytits

A generally unattractive woman whose only redeeming physical quality is a pair of amazing wiggling, jiggling tits. Not to be confused with breast implants, which are simply tits that cost money.

"That stripper wasn't much to look at, but it was worth the $20 to have those sweet moneytits waved in my face!"

by Suck It Wilde May 23, 2010

Pathway to Paradise

The thick, short line of hair leading from a man's belly button down to his pubic hair.

"In retrospect, getting my belly button pierced to accentuate my pathway to paradise was a bad idea."

by Suck It Wilde September 4, 2009

Dime Digger

Someone, usually female, that is trying to seduce money from a poor person. Effectively, a very low level gold digger attempting to work someone already poor. Instead of extracting money and expensive gifts from a wealthy person, they aim low and attempt to get meals and drugs from suckers. Sometimes they're completely unaware their prospective victim is broke.

"So you paid the prostitute your last $50 and she ran off without fucking you? What a dime digger!"

by Suck It Wilde September 21, 2013

Brown Alert

When the urgency to defecate is so intense you're only mere moments from soiling yourself.

"I had to clench my ass cheeks together and hop to the bathroom because I was having a serious brown alert."

by Suck It Wilde September 2, 2009

Talc-down

When someone, usually a heavy set individual, douses themselves in talcum/baby powder to prevent excessive moisture and/or odor and/or chafing, resulting in them emanating a powdery scent.

"Did you get a whiff of that fat guy that walked by? He really gave himself a talc-down!"

by Suck It Wilde September 2, 2009

Minotaur

An attractive (usually chubby) woman with a disproportionately large lower half.

"That girl was nice enough, but when she stepped out from behind the counter she was a real minotaur!"

by Suck It Wilde January 15, 2010

Angergasm

Pained, orgasm-like sounds, stemming from a bout of anger.

It's difficult to give an example of something that's sound-based, but I'd have to liken it to someone being forcibly anal raped, only they're just very unhappy about something.

"UGH!" "OH GOD!" "ARGH!" "FUUUUUCK!" and "FUCK ME!!" are all possible examples of an angergasm.

by Suck It Wilde August 19, 2009