TALC

French expression used on boards meaning : Truc à La Con
(useless stuff / damn stuff)

C'est quoi ce talc ?!
What's that talc ?!

by Renjida March 7, 2008

Talc

1.) Shitty Norweigan wood that is the cause of existence. It IS the holy grail. It is used for many products ranging from things like Monster Energy Drinks, Gunblades, Asians, and babies.

2.) A boner

1). King Arthur was on a quest to find Talc.

2). DUDE! YOU RUBBED YOUR TALC ON MY SISTER! THAT'S NOT COOL!

by TOXIC TRACE August 15, 2009

talc up

The act of placing talcum powder or gold bond on your scrotum, to dry it after a shower.

John should probably talc up before his big date with Nancy.

by Douchey1 March 14, 2007

Talc clapping

The action of a old man masturbating yet when he ejaculates he is so old it comes out as dust rather than fluid.

We walked in the room we caugh the old man talc clapping, all over himself.

by Nata Sol November 9, 2017

Talc-down

When someone, usually a heavy set individual, douses themselves in talcum/baby powder to prevent excessive moisture and/or odor and/or chafing, resulting in them emanating a powdery scent.

"Did you get a whiff of that fat guy that walked by? He really gave himself a talc-down!"

by Suck It Wilde September 2, 2009

Talc Miner

A (usually black) man who only dates or has sex with white women.

Sometimes seen or heard bragging about his penis or the women he's had sex with.

Hey be careful around the new guy, Lizzy from Accounting told me he was a Talc Miner.

by robfrommarketing January 11, 2022

Knacker Talc

Talcum powder that is used liberally around the balls / groinal area to avoid the dreaded sack rash. Can also be used whilst doing a handstand as hoop powder to create mini anal atomic mushroom clouds, as in Mr. Methane!

After an extreme shagfest, Chris said 'Pass me the knacker talc, me clems are on fire!'

In the case of hoop powder, 'Pour it down me crevis and stand clear - I'm about to let one off after eating that ninja curry last night!'

by Helmet Licker September 9, 2006