1.) Shitty Norweigan wood that is the cause of existence. It IS the holy grail. It is used for many products ranging from things like Monster Energy Drinks, Gunblades, Asians, and babies.
2.) A boner
2.) A boner
1). King Arthur was on a quest to find Talc.
2). DUDE! YOU RUBBED YOUR TALC ON MY SISTER! THAT'S NOT COOL!
2). DUDE! YOU RUBBED YOUR TALC ON MY SISTER! THAT'S NOT COOL!
by TOXIC TRACE August 15, 2009
TALCE is an acronym for Tanker Airlift Control Element. A small USAF unit that deployes to austere locations often close to combat areas and creates airfields to equipment and troops and head into combat.
by footes March 07, 2014
by Renjida March 07, 2008
Talcum powder that is used liberally around the balls / groinal area to avoid the dreaded sack rash. Can also be used whilst doing a handstand as hoop powder to create mini anal atomic mushroom clouds, as in Mr. Methane!
After an extreme shagfest, Chris said 'Pass me the knacker talc, me clems are on fire!'
In the case of hoop powder, 'Pour it down me crevis and stand clear - I'm about to let one off after eating that ninja curry last night!'
In the case of hoop powder, 'Pour it down me crevis and stand clear - I'm about to let one off after eating that ninja curry last night!'
by Helmet Licker September 09, 2006
by Douchey1 March 15, 2007
The action of a old man masturbating yet when he ejaculates he is so old it comes out as dust rather than fluid.
by Nata Sol November 09, 2017
When someone, usually a heavy set individual, douses themselves in talcum/baby powder to prevent excessive moisture and/or odor and/or chafing, resulting in them emanating a powdery scent.
by Suck It Wilde September 02, 2009