T.T.B.S. 

Defined as anything and everything you have absolutely no control over so in other words..,
That's that Bull Shit!

I really like these shoes do you have them in a 11 1/2?...No I am sorry we only have size 9 and 12 1/2...

T.T.B.S.
(created by comedian J Bliss (C) 1995)

T.T.B.S. by Jblisscomedy July 20, 2010

T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W 

Acronym:
The Best Service Desk Technician In The World

A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).

Yo Mitch, that bitch from sales was actually happy with you slapping her down for not knowning to right-click on the folder, you T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W

T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W by mwalker April 29, 2020

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.i.l.y.a.i.s.b.i.k.y.d.f.t.s

i don't know how to tell you this but i like you and i'm sorry because i know you don't feel the same.

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.A.I.S.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.i.l.y.a.i.s.b.i.k.y.d.f.t.s by yeksulyblehs05 October 12, 2020

B.S.T.T 

When the male scrotum becomes pasted to the inner thigh due to an excess amount of perspiration, acting as an adhesive (Balls Stuck To Thigh)

We have been is this car all day i am starting to get B.S.T.T real bad.

B.S.T.T by Maximilian III January 17, 2008

I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S

I Hate To Say This But I Don't Want To Talk You Because Of I Have Seen

I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S

I Hate To Say This But I Don't Want To Talk You Because Of I Have Seen I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S

I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S by PEDESTRIANS July 21, 2023

B.S.T.T. 

Bread Staples To Trees- a subreddit where people post pictures of bread stapled to a tree

B.S.T.T.- rye on maple

B.S.T.T. by Not Your Pseudonym July 28, 2022

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b by P A I N August 17, 2020