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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

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I Hate To Say This But I Don't Want To Talk You Because Of I Have Seen

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I Hate To Say This But I Don't Want To Talk You Because Of I Have Seen I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S

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i don't know how to tell you this but i like you and i'm sorry because i know you don't feel the same.
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T.T.B.S. 

Defined as anything and everything you have absolutely no control over so in other words..,
That's that Bull Shit!
I really like these shoes do you have them in a 11 1/2?...No I am sorry we only have size 9 and 12 1/2...

T.T.B.S.
(created by comedian J Bliss (C) 1995)
T.T.B.S. by Jblisscomedy July 20, 2010
When the male scrotum becomes pasted to the inner thigh due to an excess amount of perspiration, acting as an adhesive (Balls Stuck To Thigh)
We have been is this car all day i am starting to get B.S.T.T real bad.
B.S.T.T by Maximilian III January 17, 2008

B.S.T.T. 

Bread Staples To Trees- a subreddit where people post pictures of bread stapled to a tree
B.S.T.T.- rye on maple