T.M.I

The T.M.I scale was implemented long ago to assure that each and every American could accurately measure their junk.

Straight-forward measurements of a penis size don't really matter. What does matter is:
(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.

This formula gives you the adjusted penis size or T.M.I

The national average of an adjusted penis size is currently 1.5 inches.

However, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted penis size. Doctor of sexuality and behaviour, Rebecca Turnade believes the formula to be:

(Length x Girth / Angle of shaft) / (Mass / Width).

This formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.

Recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and T.M.I

Anger = (Length x Width / Mass ^2 - Shaft Angle) + YAW

Randy has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length
Its angle is 32 degrees
Its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter
His balls are 7cm from the base
Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4cm to penis right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg
Randy has an adjusted penis size of 6.3 inches. Randy's length is 4.4 inches but his T.M.I (adjusted length) is 6.3

T.M.I by Miklosh July 29, 2011

T.M.I

Adjusted Penis Size

Randy's T.M.I. (Adjusted Penis Size) is 6.3 inches which is above the national average.

T.M.I by Bmanv13 June 12, 2011

T.M.I

to much information

Cheryl:my boobs are killing me!
Simon: um, Cheryl, T.M.I!

T.M.I by definegirl August 30, 2015

t.m.i.

too much information

t.m.i. by Anonymous November 7, 2003

T.M.I.

T.M.I.; Abbreviation for "too much information".

When ailing Mr.Guzbukket attempted to fill his fragile daughter-in-law in on the details of his recent bowel movement, she ran from the room screaming, "T.M.I.! T.M.I.!"

T.M.I. by D.DeMuth November 19, 2007

T.M.I.

Too much information.

I told the Nurse I was very shriveled from the cold operating room and that she could have a tough time getting my penis into the portable urinal. Her reply was TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

T.M.I. by relieved December 15, 2003

T.M.I.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Also "T.M.I."-- "adjusted penis size" from the South Park season 15 episode 4, "T.M.I". "T.M.I." is simultaneously a reference to "TMI" or "too much information" and "BMI", the Body Mass Index that is often used to measure body fat in children in public schools.

"The Surgeon General lowered the National Average T.M.I. to 1.5 inches... Well, that's about it for the "Pissed off and Angry Party."

"I'm a giant ASS because my T.M.I. is small enough to embarrass a baby."

T.M.I. by sublimemessages June 14, 2011