TMIM

Short for "the man I married" or "that man I married", usually used in a negative way.

TMIM is a real asshat.
TMIM is a slob.

TMIM by Tese February 21, 2007

TMIMP 

Acronym for "Touch Me In My Pants"

Often used by gamers, mostly to describe the want of homoerotic actions by the reciever.

The most appropriate response is "/touch"

Person A: Alright, before anything else happens I need you to TMIMP.
Person B: /touch (yes, please)
Person C: Umm... WTF?

TMIMP by Andrew Denholm November 1, 2006