When ailing Mr.Guzbukket attempted to fill his fragile daughter-in-law in on the details of his recent bowel movement, she ran from the room screaming, "T.M.I.! T.M.I.!"
by D.DeMuth October 30, 2007
I told the Nurse I was very shriveled from the cold operating room and that she could have a tough time getting my penis into the portable urinal. Her reply was TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
by relieved December 15, 2003
TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Also "T.M.I."-- "adjusted penis size" from the South Park season 15 episode 4, "T.M.I". "T.M.I." is simultaneously a reference to "TMI" or "too much information" and "BMI", the Body Mass Index that is often used to measure body fat in children in public schools.
"The Surgeon General lowered the National Average T.M.I. to 1.5 inches... Well, that's about it for the "Pissed off and Angry Party."
"I'm a giant ASS because my T.M.I. is small enough to embarrass a baby."
"I'm a giant ASS because my T.M.I. is small enough to embarrass a baby."
by sublimemessages May 20, 2011
One of the more controversial definitions of modern day, T.M.I. is officially defined by the Surgeon General as (Length*Girth*Width)/(Angle of the shaft*Mass) where Length Girth and Width are measured in inches, mass is measured in ounces, and Angle of the shaft is measured in radians where 0º is perfectly vertical and 180º is pointed straight down.
Alternatively, Randy Marsh, has proposed a new equation which has gained much support. Randy's equation is ((Length*Diameter)+(Weight/Girth))/(Angle of the tip)^2 where Length, Diameter, and Girth are measured in inches, Weight is measured in pounds, and angle of the tip is measured as 1-Angle in radians to account for extra YAW.
Alternatively, Randy Marsh, has proposed a new equation which has gained much support. Randy's equation is ((Length*Diameter)+(Weight/Girth))/(Angle of the tip)^2 where Length, Diameter, and Girth are measured in inches, Weight is measured in pounds, and angle of the tip is measured as 1-Angle in radians to account for extra YAW.
According to the Surgeon General, my T.M.I. was 6.1 inches, but according to Randy's equation my T.M.I. is 10.8 inches! Randy rules, wooo!
by Scerred_zebra February 19, 2012
Adjusted penis size. Those with small penises believe that it is calculated by the following expression: ((length x diameter) + width / gerth) / (angle of the tip) to the power of two. However, professionals say that T.M.I. is given by the expression: (length x gerth / angle of the shaft) / (mass /width).
What's your T.M.I.?
Well, I used to say that it was 6.23, but once they recalculated the average of "Nice" penis to 1.5, I came out about my true T.M.I., which is 3.23.
Well, I used to say that it was 6.23, but once they recalculated the average of "Nice" penis to 1.5, I came out about my true T.M.I., which is 3.23.
by pissedoffredneck May 22, 2011
Person 1 -"Swallow a knife I hate you"
-10 mins later...
Person 2 -"Why'd you say that?"
Person 1 -"Sorry I didn't mean it, I had a T.M.I."
-10 mins later...
Person 2 -"Why'd you say that?"
Person 1 -"Sorry I didn't mean it, I had a T.M.I."
by KGetzy July 26, 2010