T-Bowing Share definition Flag A Football player who prayed to jesus every time he throws a touch down. Then in the semifinals is abandoned by God and looses terribly because God now hates him. Eli: I got a touch down (thanks God) Douche bag: Stop T-Bowing u dumb shit T-Bowing by Woba February 1, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the T-Bowing mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch