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The epidime of homo, t diddy means to be a jerk, and not just any kinda of jerk, but a super kind! The kind of jerk who sells flyers tickets to his friends for more then he paid! Also the orginator of the tommy tool, the open handed tool of legend!
T Diddy by chops27 October 28, 2009
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A gangsta nickname for the Greek historian Thucydides, whose text "History of the Peloponnesian War" laid out foundations of international relations, grand strategy, war, and politics.

Examples of street cred include his description of the pwnage of Melos in the Melian Dialogue, as well as the baller speeches of Pericles, Alcibiades, Cleon, and Nicias
You wanna know about war? Lemme hook you up with my homie T-Diddy
T-diddy by Pericles431 October 9, 2009
1. The one Supreme Being, the creator and ruler of the universe.
2. One of several deities, esp. a male deity, presiding over some portion of worldly affairs.
3. The Supreme Being, understood as Life, Truth, Love, Mind, Soul, Spirit, Principle.
4. An image of a deity; an idol.
Yo, I heard T-Diddy was once abandoned in the middle of the woods for 6 months alone and survived only by eating his own feces, and drinking his own urine, which in fact, is not feces or urine, because he shits out filet mignon, and his urine consists of 100% pure Crystal Champagne. Oh, and for pure entertainment, he wrestled alligators and snakes.
T-Diddy by My name is T-Diddy September 13, 2007

T. Diddy 

(n.) A boss tycoon of gargantuan proportions that be yokin' the caddie to the sideshows; runs the city real hyphy like; any item of great monetary value deisng and created from fine metals and jewels that is dipped in sauce
Brandon: uhm, Big T. diddy? I know it's not usually like me to ask you this, but I really like you and I was wondering if you wanted to go grocery shopping with me
T. Diddy: NO SIRREE BOB! That's not my job, I don't do that. I'm a pimp slash rapper, I thought you knew that. I'm also sicker than SARS, higher than Mars and I treat my bitch(see: Brandon Allen Meier) like an ATM card.
Brandon: who you iz tho?!
T. Diddy: What it cost? I'm a boss (boss) tycoon (tycoon)

ain't no party like a diddy party 

Lebron James : ain't no party like a diddy party
A big dick, pot smoking, racecar driving bad ass. Tends to deliver pizza and blow doors off chevys.
Look at T-Daddy and Tony Stewart running bitches down.
t-daddy by Wubablubadubdub January 22, 2017
Flashback December 2016,Hey, T Daddy IRA elected now it's time to change things (aka F everything up)
T daddy by Zackly6996 May 15, 2020
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