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A person who usually has a migrant background and is in a bad mood despite having a job in a Magic The Gathering shop.
Oh no, why is the Törk there on Thursday.
Törk by KingDemian July 5, 2023
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When a man wakes up with morning wood that is so solid that he needs to push down on his penis so hard that he rises onto his toes to pee.
Bob woke up to hear the birds singing and he smiled and stretched and went to the little boys room to deal with his tork.
tork by ~ryguy~ June 9, 2005
Related Words
Tork Torky torked Torkel torkey Torkil Torkel Moment Torkild Torkin' Torkit
From the foreign for "talk". Foreign meaning typed english in a generic "foreign" accent.
"wod u tork, ithid?" >> "What you talk, idiot?" >>> "Hi, how are you/what's up, idiot?"
tork by spaceship June 11, 2006
When you try to Ctrl-v something you've copied but accidentally Ctrl-c again.
Can you Ctrl-v that there?
Oh no.. I torked.
tork by realDeveloper August 27, 2019
To leave qiuckly; to go
Shit, the cops are coming.. we gotta tork!
K, let's tork.
I'm gunna tork to the store.
tork by Jenn November 24, 2004
awesome but bad at the same time
damn that car explosion was tork
Tork by ALEX August 25, 2003
it means to go and if u r me and or alysa everthing..a insult most of the time
TORK U!
ur such a tork
thats tork
tork by Sarah the great December 14, 2004
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