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Torkild is a person that freaks out when he i stuck offshore. It is divided into four phases:
1. Denile phase: No it is not true
2. Angry phase: Who can I blame!!
3. Sorrow phase: Everything is going down the drain
4. Acceptance phase: Well well I am stuck
Oh my god signe freaked out she did not get home in time, she almost did a Torkild
Torkild by kut1234567 June 28, 2010
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Torkild is a name often associated with a God or powerful man. All Torkild's are soft and humble people, but when intimidated or assaulted, the Torkild quickly turns lethal. Most people named Torkild also have an incredible ability to make females fall for him. His handsomeness and height (yeah, Torkild's are tall) makes females drop their panties. All in all, Torkild's are good guys who you should give at least 10$ everyday to ensure you'll live to see the sunlight the next day. Torkild's mainly reproduce only when necessary, but might do it for fun sometimes.

Side note: Torkild's are the peak of human evolution.
Example 1-
Hot female: Be careful, Torkild is here.
Hotter female: Yeah, he's so scary... And handsome

Example 2-
Jonas: Don't hurt me Torkild!
Torkild: Shut up, weakling. *kills Jonas with one punch*

Example 3-
Chuck Norris: Spare my life, for God's sake!
Torkild: I am... God
Torkild by Sex_Machine69 September 4, 2020
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Rød Torkild 

A Rød (Red) Torkild, is when you get a finger shoved up your buttcrack. The origins story is that a Danish male named Torkild, once got a finger showed up his buttcrack so hard so he started bleeding. You usually gives a Rød Torkild to someone who annoys you.
Man1: "that guy is such a douchebag"
Man2: "lets go give him a Rød Torkild"
Rød Torkild by 8BitZane February 20, 2015
Person who is very addicted to smoking, drinking coffee and talking. He is also known for not letting his students speak, and giving them shitty feedback on ther disposable homework.
"He has emptied 5 bags of discount coffee beans!"
"It's only 4 am, he's such a Thorkild."
thorkild by pellelignerlort November 12, 2020
Torkil is a person who helps when he can, but he can be very sleepy from time to time. He is a good guy with good graders. Torkil is usually a tall person.
When you see a Torkil on the street you have to say wow, he is tall.
Wow Torkil is cool.
Torkil by Georg gerogsen February 27, 2019

tortildo 

If one were to use a tortilla as a dildo
"Woah! Stephanie totally whipped out her tortildo on me last night!"
tortildo by annielsod April 13, 2016
Torkil is a person who helps when he can, but he can be very sleepy from time to time. He is a good guy with good graders. Torkil is usually a tall person.
When you see a Torkil on the street you have to say wow, he is tall.
Wow Torkil is tall
Torkil by Georg gerogsen February 27, 2019
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