ALEX's definitions

Trump Tower

The act of giving some one that magic dick in bed.

I talked a big game and I had to Make Sex Great Again. So I gave Ashley my Trump Tower.

by Alex November 30, 2016

back-seat-google

When someone criticizes the way you Google something.

"Why are you searching like that!? You should type in this..."
"Stop being such a back-seat-googler

by Alex December 5, 2014

bundle fucked

A recent development in the Console Wars, when stores make a system availiable for pre-order only when you buy a ridiculously expensive bundle of games and accessories with it.

When I pre-ordered my Xbox 360, I was bundle fucked by the store, they made me pay $2000 for a 360 and 8 copies of Bloodwake

by Alex September 1, 2008

lardass ninja

1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.

Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*

by Alex September 1, 2008

d play

a big fat ugly girl thats name is usually luis or louis.

yo your a d play get away from me.

by alex July 29, 2008

prep

If you are a prep then you apply to the following:

*Can get away with ANYTHING
*Manages straight A's in all classes by cheating
*Guys wear leather sandals
*Fake bakes!
*Drink till they puke
*All the teachers love them
*Bring alcohol to school and get away with it
*Give fake smiles
*Do stupid shit to get noticed
*Gay ass plad shorts
*Shop at Abercrombie and American Eagle for EVERY sale
*Believe they have talent that everyone knows they don't
*Win class elections
*Standing ovation at graduation
*"popped" collar
*SHALLOW!!!!!!

prep: dude, i like got this fuckin polo at abercrombie. look im poppin the collar! im a pimp now, huh?
normal person: shut up vampire wannabe

by Alex July 23, 2008

Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.

Morgan Freeman is God

by Alex July 22, 2008