Téléphone 

The most amazing french band ever!

Person with good taste in music #1: What's your favorite téléphone song? Mine's Le Jour S'est Levé.
Person with good taste in music #2: Cendrillon! It's so sad but amazing! Jean-Louis Aubert is the best french lyricist around!

Téléphone by frenchfry111 April 28, 2011

telephone 

A popular IRL chat client of the 20th century.

Guy 1: Dude, the funniest thing happened when I was talking on the telephone yesterday.
Guy 2: Telephone? Isn't that that antiquated thing my grandma uses?

telephone by tofudragon May 6, 2008

Telephone 

What people used in the 1300's and before. The telephone was often used by dinosaurs as a fetch toy. Telephones are like cell phones, only 100 times worse because they are the primitive version. The first person to make a telephone was God's great grandfather.

Last time I heard that I had to get off of my telephone.

Telephone by My Name Is George July 11, 2011

telephone 

a game children play when you describe an item and each child in a line add to the description of that item to see how outrageous it gets by the end, also what nosey adults do with information to make someone look bad by adding untruthful information (exaggerating)

It's like a game of telephone when you try to get to the truth about what was said about Bob at work.

telephone by butterfly4LOVE January 17, 2009

telephone 

1) n. An antiquaited communication device with a handset for listening and speaking into, either directly connected by multi-strand wire or with a battery and transmitter to a base receiver, either type also tethered to the wall and connected to an external line out to the ethernet or phone system.
2) n. The defining communication method of the 20th century, connecting people around the planet, and ending isolation anywhere in the world.

Grandma, tell us about how you use to have a phone that was tied to the wall that you couldn't take anywhere.

telephone by cunninglinguist May 16, 2005

Telephone 

n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of
the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

Put your telephone down...!!!

Telephone by sow<3 January 6, 2011

telephone 

to place one's scrotum into the mouth of another individual (i.e. tea-bagging)while simultaniously reaching your penis around the individuals head and into their ear

dude i gave this chick a telephone call but she was to out of it so i left a message behind her ear

telephone by bukkakeonericsface December 9, 2007