Someone who is straight that friendzones every boy/girl they know and then cries because they are single
"She just friendzoned david, that's only the 4th boy this week and now she's crying...shes so sympasexual"
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Someone who gets aroused by simping to hoes with attention or money.
A simp that would break the bro code for a
hoe's attention.
- A flying sheep
A simp that would break the bro code for a
hoe's attention.
- A flying sheep
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You are sexually attracted to douchebags and jocks
You have a foot fetish
You are sexually attracted to douchebags and jocks
You have a foot fetish
Luis is a scumpasexual
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(if you’re semiasexual you can have sexual feelings, and/or engage in sexual activity, but afterwards they feel absolutely disgusting.)
(if you’re semiasexual you can have sexual feelings, and/or engage in sexual activity, but afterwards they feel absolutely disgusting.)
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Get the semiasexual mug.An individual whose sexuality is defined, not by another person's sex or gender; but by the other person's inclination and ability to simp/cater towards the simpsexual individual's unique personality, traits, and desires.
Not to be confused with bisexual, pansexual, or demisexual. A simpsexual's own sexuality is determined per se, on the basis of being catered to, platonically; as the primary point of interest, to pursue a relationship.
The counterpart to a simpsexual individual, is a simp individual. Similar to how the counterpart to a narcissistic individual (simpsexual) would be an empathic individual (simp).
Not to be confused with bisexual, pansexual, or demisexual. A simpsexual's own sexuality is determined per se, on the basis of being catered to, platonically; as the primary point of interest, to pursue a relationship.
The counterpart to a simpsexual individual, is a simp individual. Similar to how the counterpart to a narcissistic individual (simpsexual) would be an empathic individual (simp).
Santiago: "You are not the problem, Marissa. Mylo is just a very self-absorbed guy! He is a narcissist; a simpsexual. If you want his attention, you are going to have to pander to his needs more; engage within those intricate topics which he's passionate about. I know this, because I am a simpsexual myself!"
Marissa: "Oh wow! How is that fair? As a simpsexual yourself, isn't that considered a one-sided relationship?"
Santiago: "Perhaps, in your case; if you're not compatible with Mylo's unique interests! It's really not a one-sided relationship, but a compatibility issue. He's just flipping the heteronormative script. Men generally simp for women; all the time! What about a man's needs? Much like myself; Mylo simply knows better. It's going to take a real empath, to engage men like us into a relationship. That way, things won't be one-sided, but intrinsically mutual! He's just a guy who knows what he wants."
Marissa: "Oh! Okay, I get it now. That does make sense. I suppose me and Mylo would not be a good fit then; based on all of our differing interests. Maybe I'm also a simpsexual, too!! I sure do like it when men cater to me."
Santiago: "Maybe you are simpsexual—I'd say, there's a good chance you are. In which case, what you really need; is a simp. Mylo is no simp! And neither am I, Marissa. The three of us should all get together, and go simp-hunting!"
Marissa: "Good idea! Let's give Mylo a call then, to embrace not only our differences, but also; our simpsexuality."
Marissa: "Oh wow! How is that fair? As a simpsexual yourself, isn't that considered a one-sided relationship?"
Santiago: "Perhaps, in your case; if you're not compatible with Mylo's unique interests! It's really not a one-sided relationship, but a compatibility issue. He's just flipping the heteronormative script. Men generally simp for women; all the time! What about a man's needs? Much like myself; Mylo simply knows better. It's going to take a real empath, to engage men like us into a relationship. That way, things won't be one-sided, but intrinsically mutual! He's just a guy who knows what he wants."
Marissa: "Oh! Okay, I get it now. That does make sense. I suppose me and Mylo would not be a good fit then; based on all of our differing interests. Maybe I'm also a simpsexual, too!! I sure do like it when men cater to me."
Santiago: "Maybe you are simpsexual—I'd say, there's a good chance you are. In which case, what you really need; is a simp. Mylo is no simp! And neither am I, Marissa. The three of us should all get together, and go simp-hunting!"
Marissa: "Good idea! Let's give Mylo a call then, to embrace not only our differences, but also; our simpsexuality."
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