Simplasexual 

Simplasexuality is a sexual orientation where people only experience sexual attraction to people of simplawin village

This guy/girl is Simplasexual. He'll fuck anything from Simplawin.

Simplasexual by anonymous October 13, 2020

Simpsexual

Someone who gets aroused by simping to hoes with attention or money.

A simp that would break the bro code for a

hoe's attention.

- A flying sheep

Is Duhn straight or gay?

He's just Simpsexual

Simpsexual by Simp-Slayer August 21, 2020

similsexualist 

A person attracted to members of their own gender.

Lesbians and gay men are similsexualists.

similsexualist by B. Sure January 16, 2003

Sympasexual 

Someone who is straight that friendzones every boy/girl they know and then cries because they are single

"She just friendzoned david, that's only the 4th boy this week and now she's crying...shes so sympasexual"

Sympasexual by Asam January 8, 2020

Simpsexual

An individual whose sexuality is defined, not by another person's sex or gender; but by the other person's inclination and ability to simp/cater towards the simpsexual individual's unique personality, traits, and desires.

Not to be confused with bisexual, pansexual, or demisexual. A simpsexual's own sexuality is determined per se, on the basis of being catered to, platonically; as the primary point of interest, to pursue a relationship.

The counterpart to a simpsexual individual, is a simp individual. Similar to how the counterpart to a narcissistic individual (simpsexual) would be an empathic individual (simp).

Santiago: "You are not the problem, Marissa. Mylo is just a very self-absorbed guy! He is a narcissist; a simpsexual. If you want his attention, you are going to have to pander to his needs more; engage within those intricate topics which he's passionate about. I know this, because I am a simpsexual myself!"

Marissa: "Oh wow! How is that fair? As a simpsexual yourself, isn't that considered a one-sided relationship?"

Santiago: "Perhaps, in your case; if you're not compatible with Mylo's unique interests! It's really not a one-sided relationship, but a compatibility issue. He's just flipping the heteronormative script. Men generally simp for women; all the time! What about a man's needs? Much like myself; Mylo simply knows better. It's going to take a real empath, to engage men like us into a relationship. That way, things won't be one-sided, but intrinsically mutual! He's just a guy who knows what he wants."

Marissa: "Oh! Okay, I get it now. That does make sense. I suppose me and Mylo would not be a good fit then; based on all of our differing interests. Maybe I'm also a simpsexual, too!! I sure do like it when men cater to me."

Santiago: "Maybe you are simpsexual—I'd say, there's a good chance you are. In which case, what you really need; is a simp. Mylo is no simp! And neither am I, Marissa. The three of us should all get together, and go simp-hunting!"

Marissa: "Good idea! Let's give Mylo a call then, to embrace not only our differences, but also; our simpsexuality."

Simpsexual by Y2$ɘ7eN January 6, 2025