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Smelly Sylvian

The act of befouling high-brow or pretentious works of art with a previously worn butt-plug while ‘Methods of Dance’ plays in the background on loop
“Mrs Blennerhasset, if you put The Unicorn in before we go to The Tate, you might be able to stealthily execute a Smelly Sylvian before lunch”
Smelly Sylvian by Nayyyyyy! August 29, 2021
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sylviana 

She is the most hostess girl around with a great sense of humor wonderful personality and can brighten anyone's day just by looking at her
Wow Sylviana your personality is the best
sylviana by My name is kid March 22, 2017

david sylvian 

Multi-talented musician and artist, formerly of the group Japan, now has a successful solo career and often collaborates with other artists (e.g., Tweaker). Most of catalog is mellow, but he enjoys experimenting with different styles.
Have you heard the latest David Sylvian? It's reminiscent of Gone to Earth.
david sylvian by B-money April 14, 2005

Sylvaine 

Someone who is very intelligent and strong willed. A very passionate person and caring for all other people and creatures. A large heart, Sylvaine is a person who cannot contain all of their emotions.
Sylvaine is very knowledgeable about politics; he will get way into the conversation!
Sylvaine by skkcoop February 7, 2010

Sylviane 

Sylviane is the cutest girl ever, she likes art and is super friendly. She loves everything and everyone and is always positive. She can be really silly but also very serious, Sylviane is the perfect friend to have around!
Hey what’s your name?

- Sylviane

Wow i knew it, pleas never leave my life.
Sylviane by Caramel mami January 2, 2020

syaianne 

syaianne is a girl who wants to succeed in life and tries her best to keep everyone happy before herself.she doesn't want anyone to worry about her pain or how she feels because she doesn't want them to be worried about her actions.she wants people to be comfortable as them while she is here feeling worthless and overthinking about how bad she is to people and if she is good enough.She will always say she is okay or act happy but at night her happiness just disappears and she stresses to help people and she always says to herself ¨its hard to help if you cannot help yourself¨but she doesn't care about anything but people being happy except for herself. She loves to sleep alot,she also doesn´t care what people gotta say about her but if it goes to far then she will get aggresive,and she might just break your nose.she wants a person who loves her for who she is and if he is funny or caring.she even loves to talk stories
¨syaianne you need to help yourself before you help us¨
syaianne by imthemainbitch October 11, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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