sworts

Sweat pants that are cut at the knee to look like shorts. The combination between sweat pants and shorts.

I think that I am going to wear my sworts today.

by codebourn December 30, 2008

sworts

Sweat pants that are cut at the knee to look like shorts. The combination between sweat pants and shorts.

I think that I am going to wear my sworts today.

by codebourn December 31, 2008

Sworts

Noun - sweatpants shorts

It is kinda chilly, but only above my knees...sworts.

by Caciquesa August 15, 2018

sworts

Usually worn by a gay male after a extremely long night of anal rape, depending on the occasion the rape is proformed by 10 black men and one tiny mexican man with a 14 inch penis that he alone shoves down the mans throat while the rape is being conducted!!

Damn my ass hurts today im wearing my sworts

by big daddy love September 12, 2013

sports husband

Can also use particular sport, like baseball husband, soccer husband, etc. Is like work husband only refers to a sports figure for whom one has the hots.

Watching Tim Lincecum pitch makes me wet. He's my sports husband.

by Jools Julie April 22, 2011

matt from wii sports

The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it

Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies

by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019

EA Sports

It's in the game. Now give us your money

EA Sports is bad for your mental health,seriously don't play their game

by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020