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ALL nouns can be categorized as 'Swoophy' or pertaining 'Swooph'. To be 'Swoophy' your "Mojo must be Goofy" If your Mojo is not Goofy, you have no 'Swooph'. If you have no 'Mojo' whatsoever, then you most likely have "Swag". Lame. If you have a "Goofy Mojo" you are special, and you are entitled to claim yourself 'Swoophy'
Instead of saying 'swag' after everything, say Swooph.

Austin Powers is Swoophy
Bill Clinton is Swoophy
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are Swoophy
Johnny Tsunami is Swoophy
The Rugrats are Swoophy
Pablo Picasso is Swoophy
Casey Anthony is Swoophy.. just kidding fuck that bitch NO swooph.

If you're outgoing and can talk to anyone, you're probably swoophy.

"I just woke up in my Polo Pj's feeling extra swoophy!"

"Oh my Gosh, Oh my Gosh, Based God, you are so Swoophy"

"I just got her number by using rap lyrics as a pickup line, pure swoophy"

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Swoophy by Pauly Polo August 1, 2011
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Swoopty Woop

When a beer pong ball shoots at a cup and spins out. a beer pong teaser. this famous term was made popular by Dallas Corcoran.
Dallas: Dude no, not the swoopty woop!
Swoopty Woop by jarmojack April 29, 2008
Related Words
Replacement word for cool, because it is entirely too overused.
Damn that truck is swoopy.
swoopy by Jeremy Benjamin April 11, 2008
(adj) cool, hip, funky, neat
That sure is a swoopty user interface ya got there. I got a swoopty new way to play (enter game of choice here).
swoopty by The Russler January 18, 2008

swoopy-doop 

Name for the 5 second rewind button on most DVR remotes.
What did he say? Quick, swoopy-doop!
swoopy-doop by Bossbro March 9, 2011

Swooshy Hair 

The most amazing type of hair for a guy. It is known for its sideways "swoosh". Looks best in blonde, but other colors have been spotted.
Girl: Why do you like dave? He is a slob.
Other Girl: two words. Swooshy Hair.
Both: Orgasmic Sigh
Someone more popular with ladies than others. Doesn't beat around the bush like friends but swoops in and claims for his own. Person is called Swoopsy
'Yeah I was talking to a chick and Swoopsy came in and blagged her straight out!'
Swoopsy by Socrates January 19, 2005