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a swoochie is a hoochie of a 14 year old girl in a hot area like hawaii who gets sweaty from swimming and ultimate frisbee

swoochie by nature valley April 16, 2007

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Swoochie

Imagine Jane Fonda's pussy after doing her video 10,000,000. times, and then licking it. What you are licking is swoochie.

I got wretched swoochie at the gym today.

Swoochie by Butter 'n Butter January 27, 2004

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Skoochie Doochie

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.

He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

Skoochie Doochie by Fart Industries March 26, 2022

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Smoochie

Made by the drillys in NY
It’s means Hoe,Treesh,Thot Etc. any word along those lines can be used a “smoochie”

“Shawty a smoochie she tried to do meeeee” ~Dthang

Smoochie by D Thang March 23, 2021

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Stoochie

A female that has a stinky coochie

Don't fool around with that bitch. Her stoochie is no joke.

Stoochie by OG mc Bob August 16, 2016

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snoochie boochie

a word commonly said by jay of jay and silent bob flicks it could be used in many ways as a greeting, a fare well, or just a flat out fuck you.

"snoochie boochies bitches"

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snoochie boochie by chindra October 8, 2008

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smoochie

a treesh or baddie

She a smoochie, she has a lot of bodies!

Ima smoochie like you cannot change me

smoochie by whatyousaidmuddy May 17, 2022

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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