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Swoobing 

The term swoobing originated from the words 'boob' and 'swooping'.
It derived from the male-dominated sport of spotting and admiring a woman's cleavage or observing those upper-chest-advantaged ladies who are out in public and proud of their endowments. Men would spot the 'boobs' and then 'swoop' past for a better view.
Henceforth, the sport became known as swoobing.

Technical note 1:
Women are known to swoob on other women purely for comparison purposes and/or hate/admiration, while men do it purely for the love of the sport.

Technical note 2:
The sport of swoobing does not condone the verbal/physical harassment of women. It is a non-verbal and non-contact sport.

Technical note 3:
Swoobing can merely involve the subtle suggestion to one's friend to check out a potential 'swoob' forthcoming, or the mutual silent acknowledgment between 'swoober' and 'swoobee' of her great swoob attributes.
"Was there much at Rhodes to look at during lunch?"
"You missed out on all the swoobing playboy. So much swoobing!"
Swoobing by Mr Flossy February 7, 2010
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Swooping 

Surreptitiously checking Urban Dictionary during a game of Cards Against Humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.
When I drew the "Swooping" card, I knew I would be swooping it.
Swooping by MenschMaschine October 19, 2012
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swooping is bad

Used when someone doesn't take your warnning seriously or ignores your concerns.
M : you fear barbarians will swoop down upon you ?
A : yes. Swooping is bad !
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The act of falling head over heals in love with someone.
I’m swooning over him, he’s so perfect in my eyes.
Swooning by kyry May 7, 2019
Mental orgasm caused by overload of fabulousness
She was swooning as she looked through photos of superwholock crossovers, especially the ones with Jensen and the Doctor doing the duckface

Snoobing 

A sexual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect penis. The goal being for the woman's vagina to make contact with the penis at the bottom thereby achieving sexual intercourse. Due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. Sidenote: This is believed to be the inspiration for the song "Crash into me" by the Dave Matthews Band.
My girl and I tried snoobing last night and I broke my dick
Snoobing by Snoobing November 28, 2016

Swooting 

When you like someone and you are slowly dying inside cause of how hot that person is
Trisha: OMG Tyler is so hot
Me: Yeah I'm totally swooting over him
Swooting by Rogue.is.my.name March 20, 2017
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