swone 

extreme ownage, more so than pwnage, or even monster face ownage. Can be a noun or verb.

"fizik is the swone" "fizik is the big swoner" "you just got swoned"

swone by score January 28, 2004

Swone 

A person who beyond all grasp in power and ability.

To own so hard even Jesus envies you.

My god did you see how hard that crackhead got swoned.

"That Swone is fucking badass." Jesus Christ son of God

Swone by Nalgene January 20, 2005

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

Rock and Stone 

A greeting.
An affirmation.
A showing of gratitude.
A reminder that we're all in this together.
A respectful salute to your hard working coworkers.

"Rock and stone" has many uses outside this limited scope, all of which are positive.

Scout: Rock and stone!
Engineer: Rock and stone to the bone!

Rock and Stone by PhaserRave October 7, 2020

Hosetta Stone 

A Hosetta Stone is a formerly, lava hot lover, who is now cold as a stone.

Since they broke up, Susie is so cold to Juan that she is his Hosetta Stone.

Hosetta Stone by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

peach scone

A person you may love and see a future with that could never happen because they may have either rejected you or be in a current relationship that halts the pursuit of each other. The person you love, the peach scone, normally would have no idea your love and may be mislead to think it as sincerity and kind gestures

Dude, that girl is so pretty, and kind, and we are just so connected. But she’s engaged to Adam. I guess she’ll be my peach scone forever

peach scone by Cornchips May 26, 2018

STONE COLD LOSER 

A cuck Republican in name only who puts his American constituents last. A multi-millionaire who straps dogs to the roof of his car, keeps binders full of women, and fires his cancer stricken employees so he doesn't have to pay for their health care expenses.

So nice to see RINO Mitt Romney booed off stage at the Utah Republican Convention. They are among the earliest to have figured this guy out, a STONE COLD LOSER!

STONE COLD LOSER by S. Patriot May 3, 2021