Swologamy

The practice of working out, or getting swole, with only one partner.

Morgan only works out with Brad because he believes in swologamy.

by HungryCaleb February 10, 2015

soligamy

The practice or state of being married to oneself.

I love myself so much that I've chosen to seek love and happiness in a relationship based in soligamy.

by Ben Hadden September 21, 2006

sologamist

A monogamist has sex or is married to one person, a bigamist has sex or is married to multiple people, and a practicing sologamist has sex with only themselves. It is a derivation of the the word sologamy, which is the act of having sex with oneself or masturbating.

He became a sologamist after he broke up with his girlfriend. The priest was a practicing sologamist.

by tony1492 August 16, 2014

sologomy

A person who only has sex with himself. They only masturbate and don't have sex with other people. They practiced sologomy. (solo) by themselves or sologomy. Monogomy is sex with one person and sologomy (solo) is sex with oneself.

The monk lived a life of sologomy in the monastery. After he broke up with his girlfriend, Bill decided he was tired of dating and decided to practice sologomy from now on. The geek couldn't find anyone to date so he lived a life of sologomy.

by tony1492 August 27, 2013

Sologamy

The practice or condition of having a single sexual partner during a period of time (including yourself).

I will not have sex with you. I believe in sologamy.

by PBear77 March 5, 2012

spoligamy

When someone tries to steal something they don't deserve, and didn't earn, from an unsuspecting bystander. Usually practiced by the lowest form of lying, manipulating, scum sucking, degenerates on the face of the earth.

Add different endings to suit the occasion.

That new forum post is total spoligamy!

That's what happens when y'all drink too much beer. Every word out of y'all's mouths is spoligamy in one form or another.

He's the king of all spoligamists!

All these guys ever post is spoligamization.

That entire site has been spoligified.

by Almost A Myth September 16, 2020