Definitions by tony1492

sologamist

A monogamist has sex or is married to one person, a bigamist has sex or is married to multiple people, and a practicing sologamist has sex with only themselves. It is a derivation of the the word sologamy, which is the act of having sex with oneself or masturbating.

He became a sologamist after he broke up with his girlfriend. The priest was a practicing sologamist.

sologamist by tony1492 August 16, 2014

sologomy 

A person who only has sex with himself. They only masturbate and don't have sex with other people. They practiced sologomy. (solo) by themselves or sologomy. Monogomy is sex with one person and sologomy (solo) is sex with oneself.

The monk lived a life of sologomy in the monastery. After he broke up with his girlfriend, Bill decided he was tired of dating and decided to practice sologomy from now on. The geek couldn't find anyone to date so he lived a life of sologomy.

sologomy by tony1492 August 27, 2013

Booksecutioner 

A Librarian who is good at weeding books from a library collection.

The librarian is a good booksecutioner and keeps their collection weeded and current

Booksecutioner by tony1492 January 11, 2013

The McDonald's Dad 

The Dad who treats his kids to McDonald's and other things, while the Mother does all the dirty work of parenting.

Quit being The McDonald's Dad and change the kids diaper for a change.

The McDonald's Dad by tony1492 July 23, 2012