soligamy 

The practice or state of being married to oneself.

I love myself so much that I've chosen to seek love and happiness in a relationship based in soligamy.

soligamy by Ben Hadden September 21, 2006

Sologamy 

The practice or condition of having a single sexual partner during a period of time (including yourself).

I will not have sex with you. I believe in sologamy.

Sologamy by PBear77 March 5, 2012

spoligamy

When someone tries to steal something they don't deserve, and didn't earn, from an unsuspecting bystander. Usually practiced by the lowest form of lying, manipulating, scum sucking, degenerates on the face of the earth.

Add different endings to suit the occasion.

That new forum post is total spoligamy!

That's what happens when y'all drink too much beer. Every word out of y'all's mouths is spoligamy in one form or another.

He's the king of all spoligamists!

All these guys ever post is spoligamization.

That entire site has been spoligified.

spoligamy by Almost A Myth September 16, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004