SWOF

Shit WithOut Flush - the nasty habit of some juveniles to defecate in the toilet and leave the aftermath unflushed for others to encounter and behold.

Ew! Who did a SWOF in the toilet?

by Mister Meister June 28, 2015

Swof

SEXUAL WARRANT OF FITNESS

SWOF!!!

by GamerBoy112 March 3, 2022

SWOF

SWOF, an abbreviation for Sebs World of fun, is a disgusting child who allows Gore and child porn in his discord server, and likes to claim that this user or that user had a disease that doesn’t exist.

A random youtuber: OMG, LOK AG DIS!!!
Random youtuber 2: what
random youtuber: SWOF AKA SLEBS WOKDL OF FLUN MENTIONED ME FOR THE 7,828TH TIME!!!
Random youtuber 2: he’s a troll, ignore him

by fuckshit7j7 September 25, 2022

Swoft

adj. A lying, manipulative person. Either a natural liar, or very good from years of experience. Made famous by tv's House M.D.

Matthew: Man, your girlfriend is SO swoft sir.
Tim: What the hell does that mean?
Matthew: She's a lying manipulative person.
Tim punches Matthew in the face*
Matthew: Whore.

by Parada March 8, 2010

Swoftie

a female over the age of fifty who is single and loving the fact that they are single

P1: look at that swoftie
P2: she looks like she's having fun being single at that age

by Jedi418 January 3, 2013

Swoff

Something going over one's head, due to uncertainty of meaning. Often indicated by hand movement over the head.

"The whatzit plugs into the whozit which connects to the thingamajig"
"Um..... Swoff"

by Chronicous September 20, 2005

swoft

Noun: A manipulative liar; a mendacious manipulator; a compulsive liar; a charlatan. Etymology: From "House" Fox channel's enduring TV medical drama.

She's not the president of the bank, she's a janitor at the middle school. Everyone knows she's a swoft.

by aliterate March 6, 2011