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Switch off

Mostly relating to a show called "the vampire diaries". It basically means to be hurt so bad that you cant handle it anymore so you turn your feelings off and not caring about anything or anyones feelings. Not even your's.
"She / she left me so i turned the switch off"
Switch off by Siredtolonelyness March 25, 2017
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Switch Off

Two people (male, or female) taking turns giving oral sex to another person at the same time.
1. shes a whore she switch es off.
2. Dude did you hear? Janet and Annie switch-ed off on me last night... it was a great experience.
3. would you ever switch off with her?
Switch Off by Yolayolayola January 24, 2011

switch off

"as he waffles on, I switch off"
switch off by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024

blockbuster switch off 

Same as the blockbuster swap, the blockbuster switch off is when one becomes tired of their old DVD or game due to scratches or cracks. The basic idea is to rent the same DVD or game and return the older copy in the case. When replaced with a disc different than the one intended to be kept, this becomes a cluster fuck.
I'm getting tired of my PS2 not reading this disc, Sal. I think we're gonna need to pull a blockbuster switch off.
blockbuster switch off by RageFire January 8, 2008

Pakistani Switch-off

Any sexual position involving sand.
We were going at it doggy style, but since we had been to the beach, we went for a Pakistani Switch-off.
Pakistani Switch-off by Infjustice November 4, 2010

Sit Down, Switch It Off 

Mr Davids ultimate diss
Person 1: *stands up with phone in hand*
Mr David: SIT DOWN, SWITCH IT OFF!!!
Person 1: *melts*

Sit down, switch it off 

What Mr. David says when ur not reading
Lss kid: *Texting*

Mr David: SIt dOWn, sWItch iT oFF

Lss kid: *Ignores*

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