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dāvids
Dāvids is a kind and intelligent guy, he's the walking definition of comedy and he'll always lighten up your day. Be sure to check on your friend Dāvids, every funny friend suffers!
He also has the biggest and thickest dick and is the best in bed.
He also has the biggest and thickest dick and is the best in bed.
dāvids by Hmmmmmmmhphm November 21, 2021
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Dāvids
David is very interesting and insane. He enjoys spending time with friends, he can sometimes act as an agent and do everything according to plan. If he is your sister or sometimes brother. He will motivate you and teach you to live. He rarely leads himself funny, he is more often stupid to show that he is his own from the block. He probably has a taxi, sorry, sorry dog. He also has access to Minecraft on the computer in which he plays with his punches. His name is called fool because he is. He also likes Dimitry. Also he have poop eyes color but still looks great with hes head and ass. Last point, he has muscles everywhere, (theres no dot because he is infinitive)
Dāvids is for street poopout :)
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Davids FUCKING BIG DICK
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