Swing Man
A gay or bisexual wing man. Useful in lulling chicks into a false sense of security while out on the prowl. Also, you don't have to compete with your swing man.
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Reverse swing wing-man
We all know what a wing-man is. What we got here is a new twist on the concept, or at the least a subjectively clever name for said concept. This here is when your boy wants to hook up with some chick but for whatever mis/preconception he aint getting his shot. Here is where you step in. You grab her girls number. Then, when you call you invite her out and say "hey, why don't you bring *amy*." This serves two purposes, first and least important is her security blanket of her girl being there. More importantly, you're giving your boy his shot. The rest should be self-explanatory.
Reverse swing wing-man by grakmn January 27, 2009
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Franklin Yeung Sing-Man
Franklin Yeung Sing-Man, commonly known as "Sing-Man"(Cantonese), "Shing-Wenn"(English), "Xing-Wen"(Mandarin) or "Franky"(Becca). Franklin is an amazingly talkative extroverted high school student comes from a mysterious oriental country, now lives in another mighty country. He possesses a great love to ancient global literature, from ancient Babylon, Chinese ones to Shakespeare's works (he even texts like Shakespeare by using "thou" and "thee" sort like that). In addition, he started to play piano when he was only 7, and he is fond of learning cultures and languages. If you meet him you will find that he is patient and glad to have conversations with you, whatever formal or just a simple chit-chat, if you don't have any spite or malice towards him. The sentence "I'm pretty good as usual!" to your "how are you?" represents his optimistic viewpoint towards the world, and the responsibility of bringing joy to people around him. As the saying goes, to err is human. He is sometimes very impulsive, which magnifies the seriousness of incidents at times. He is lazy and sometimes procrastinate homework. Recently he is struggling with math functions. His favorite anime character is Yamada Ryou, and he uses lots of Yamada Ryou profile pictures for lots of accounts including Discord and Instagram. He can finish a gallon of Starbucks coffee drink within 2 minutes, and 4 cans of sprite within 5 minutes (no sprite no life lmao). Anyway, he is an interesting guy, and he is also trustworthy.
Franklin Yeung Sing-Man by Shing-Wenn March 13, 2023
Man Sling
After I banged the shit out of this little asian tramp from work, I had my cock in the man sling for an hour and a half.
Man Sling by Nick Lazer May 20, 2004
Man Swine Flu
A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.
This is a more severe form of man flu.
This is a more severe form of man flu.
Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"
Woman: "No you're not"
Man: "I think I've got flu!"
Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"
Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"
Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."
Woman: "No you're not"
Man: "I think I've got flu!"
Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"
Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"
Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."
Man Swine Flu by deejayone July 22, 2009
sewing machine man
sewing machine man by raineonme May 17, 2025
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026