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Reverse swing wing-man 

We all know what a wing-man is. What we got here is a new twist on the concept, or at the least a subjectively clever name for said concept. This here is when your boy wants to hook up with some chick but for whatever mis/preconception he aint getting his shot. Here is where you step in. You grab her girls number. Then, when you call you invite her out and say "hey, why don't you bring *amy*." This serves two purposes, first and least important is her security blanket of her girl being there. More importantly, you're giving your boy his shot. The rest should be self-explanatory.
Reverse swing wing-man by grakmn January 27, 2009

Franklin Yeung Sing-Man 

Franklin Yeung Sing-Man, commonly known as "Sing-Man"(Cantonese), "Shing-Wenn"(English), "Xing-Wen"(Mandarin) or "Franky"(Becca). Franklin is an amazingly talkative extroverted high school student comes from a mysterious oriental country, now lives in another mighty country. He possesses a great love to ancient global literature, from ancient Babylon, Chinese ones to Shakespeare's works (he even texts like Shakespeare by using "thou" and "thee" sort like that). In addition, he started to play piano when he was only 7, and he is fond of learning cultures and languages. If you meet him you will find that he is patient and glad to have conversations with you, whatever formal or just a simple chit-chat, if you don't have any spite or malice towards him. The sentence "I'm pretty good as usual!" to your "how are you?" represents his optimistic viewpoint towards the world, and the responsibility of bringing joy to people around him. As the saying goes, to err is human. He is sometimes very impulsive, which magnifies the seriousness of incidents at times. He is lazy and sometimes procrastinate homework. Recently he is struggling with math functions. His favorite anime character is Yamada Ryou, and he uses lots of Yamada Ryou profile pictures for lots of accounts including Discord and Instagram. He can finish a gallon of Starbucks coffee drink within 2 minutes, and 4 cans of sprite within 5 minutes (no sprite no life lmao). Anyway, he is an interesting guy, and he is also trustworthy.
-"What do you think of Franklin Yeung Sing-Man?"
-"He is adorable."

Man swings 

When men appear to have mood swings.
George: "What is wrong with dad?"

Patty: "Oh he is just having his man swings."
Man swings by Jorge20 August 25, 2010

Man Sling 

A device or cradle used to hold ones manhood. Often comes with side loading external DVD burners.
After I banged the shit out of this little asian tramp from work, I had my cock in the man sling for an hour and a half.
Man Sling by Nick Lazer May 20, 2004

Man Swine Flu 

A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.

This is a more severe form of man flu.
Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"

Woman: "No you're not"

Man: "I think I've got flu!"

Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"

Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"

Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."
Man Swine Flu by deejayone July 22, 2009

sewing machine man 

a derogatory term used to describe a gay man, 1920s